Monday, June 11, 2012
grossest story ever- part 2- the challenger
This morning is our last morning as a family of 3; it started off like normal. Chaz is still sleeping downstairs to help tend to Russell as he recovers from his surgery. So Jonas woke up and came into bed with me and watched pee-wees big top and then super why before we went downstairs to wake daddy. Break fast went well. Out of no where Jonas did his potty dance (we are almost done potty training) and he sat down on his potty in the living room, and we heard his butt explode immediately... of course this is also when we realized all the wipes were upstairs (ARGH!). Chaz ran upstairs for the wipes, and Jonas - who is attached to his dads hip- went running after him. That's when i saw the poop starting to run down his leg. I took off after him and told him to go into the bathroom so we could clean up. In the bathroom i started to wipe the poop and the smell hit me and i threw up immediately into the sink. Jonas, having a horrible gag reflex, started to gag at the sight of my throwing up. Chaz showed up at this second and i headed back to the living room to calm down. I turned the corner and saw Theo licking the diarrhea out of the baby pot.... WHAT A MORNING!